Yes, I’ve completely gone against what I said in my last post – this blog gets neglected more than my hair does. I’ll try and post a bit more regularly, but I’ll make no promises!

Today’s post will be about why I hate Manchester United. Hate’s a bit of a strong word – strongly dislike is probably more appropraite.

Many fans across the country will tell you that they are the number one team they dislike (actually some will say Leeds, but I’m not so sure that’s the case any more). Many foolish United fans will tell you this is because they are successful, or that they have loads of decent players – they’re wrong.

Most people hate Man Utd because most of their fans don’t come from anywhere near Manchester – that’s true about other teams, but United fans are mainly made up of glory hunters and people from foreign countries who’ve seen them on the telly.

Alex Ferguson is one of the biggest arseholes this side of America, so add that to the list (he spends so much fucking time looking at his watch you’d think it was broken).

The fact that sections of the media in this country love nothing more than banging on about how good United are (so good they were beaten by Coventry, who are so shit even Iain Dowie couldn’t stand staying there).

Eamonn Holmes supports them. And he is a cunt.

Roy Keane used to play for them. And he too is a cunt.

The bullshit excuses you get when they lose or draw "unfairly" really piss me off as well – I’m sick of seeing Carlos The Jackal on Match Of The Day whenever they drop points as you can near enough guarantee he’ll blame the referee, Arsene Wenger, Jesus, Bob Marley, Albert Einstein or Adolf Hitler.

There’s probably more, but I thin you get my point – everyone will probably hate Manchester United well in to the future.

And they have nobody to blame but themselves.

I Hate Manchester United

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